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Motto: Infrequent and humorous, but never infrequently humorous. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ March 2008 Welcome
to our fifth newsletter! Come away with us to a magical land, a place
where we are not starving authors, nor poor and unpublished. We'd like
you stop by the real Ashberry Lane anytime you have a real hankering to
mow some acreage or walk an overweight dog, but until then, enjoy this
virtual Ashberry Lane.
If this is your first newsletter, you can view the archives on this page of our website.
1) Membership Update
It's
been a whirlwind of subscribers over the last few months. 199 people
since the last newsletter, to be exact. Accordingly, we have a glut of
winners to announce!
First, the winner of the Ashberry Lane's Huge Book Giveaway--
Sharlene MacLaren!
Shar
is a wonderful author we met on Shoutlife and in real life at the ACFW
Conference. One of the biggest blessing on this long road to
publication is how gracious the already-published writers are to us
underlings. Considering how fruitful and busy Shar's writing career has
been thus far, we're sure she has nothing better to do than sign up for
infrequent, humorous newsletters. But she did. And it was her actual
subscription entry that was drawn from this huge bowl of names.
Here's
a little bit more about her: Born and raised in west Michigan, Sharlene
MacLaren attended Spring Arbor University. Upon graduating with an
education degree way back in 1971, she traveled internationally for a
year with a small singing ensemble, then came home and married one of
her childhood friends. Together they raised two lovely daughters, both
of which are happily married. Retired after teaching elementary school
for 31 years, ‘Shar’ enjoys reading, writing, singing in the church
choir and worship teams, traveling, and spending time with her family,
which now includes her very wonderful, adorable, precious grandson, and
in March and June of 2008 -- two additional grandchildren!
A
Christian for over forty years, and a lover of the English language,
Shar has always enjoyed dabbling in writing—poetry, fiction, various
essays, and freelancing for periodicals and newspapers. Her favored
genre, however, has always been romance. She remembers well the short
stories she wrote in high school and watching them circulate from girl
to girl during government and civics classes. “Psst,” someone would
whisper from two rows over, and always with the teacher’s back to the
class, “Pass me the next page.”
Shar has several published works of fiction, Through Every Storm, a contemporary stand-alone (Dec. '06) and a historical three-book series set in Little Hickman Creek, Kentucky ('07 and '08), Loving Liza Jane, Sarah, My Beloved, and Courting Emma. Shar's next stand-alone contemporary hits shelves September 1, '08 and is titled Long Journey Home.
Around the corner from that is her next three-book series releasing in
'09 (The Daughters of Jacob Kane), beginning in January.
Shar is
a an occasional speaker for her local MOPS organization, is involved in
KIDS’ HOPE USA, a mentoring program for at-risk children, counsels
young women in the Apples of Gold program, and is active in two weekly
Bible studies. She and her husband, Cecil, live in Spring Lake,
Michigan with their lovable collie, Dakota, and Mocha, their lazy, fat
cat.
Second, the winner of Ashberry Lane's Easiest Contest ever is ...
(generated by a random number generator because we didn't want any more paper cuts)
Amy Goettsch! She's won a copy of Camy Tang's Sushi for One? Perfect timing, since we'll be interviewing Camy on our blogs later this month because Only Uni, the next book in the Sushi Series, is now available!
Shar and Amy are both winners in our book, but who are the biggest winners of all?
We
are. We spent over an hour cutting up the little strips of paper with
all your names on them. Soon the bowl filled with entries. Before us
sat a physical representation of all your support for two little
unpublished authors. Thank you!
~35 other blogs posted about our Giveaway, including Novel Journey (Never thought we'd get on there until we were published!) ~at least 225 forwarded emails for the Easiest Contest Ever
Because
the scale of the HUGE bowl of entries wasn't readily apparent in the
first picture, we took another one with us in the frame. Doesn't that
give you a better perspective?
That's Sherrie on the left and Christina on the right. In case you were wondering.
Special thanks to James Scott Bell, Robin Jones Gunn, Robin Lee Hatcher, Roxanne Henke, Tosca Lee, Bette Nordberg, Lauraine Snelling, and Camy Tang for donating books for the Ashberry Lane Giveaway! If you weren't the fortunate winner, go out and buy the books for yourself.
2) Sherrie's Shakedown
Since
our last newsletter, I’ve been through helping Christina for weeks
after her knee surgery, Christmas, being at the bedside of my
mother-in-law as she was dying, flying down to Arizona for her funeral,
working on my talks for a women’s retreat the end of February dealing
with the subject of taming our emotions, receiving rejections in my
writing life, and just life in general.
And isn’t that the way
life is? Most of it is just the daily in-and-out of living; a run-on
paragraph of minutia broken up with semicolons of crisis, sorrow, and
disappointment. There are times we wonder whether we want to keep
reading to the end of the sentence. But God is the ultimate author, and
He’s writing the story of our lives. Not only does He use semi-colons
and question marks, but He generously scatters exclamation points in
our lives. Those times when we are suddenly aware of how wonderful life
is: the joy of seeing spring bulbs breaking through the ground, hearing
a grandchild say, “I love you,” enjoying your spouse, having a
publishing house ask to see the whole manuscript, time spent with
extended family, etc.
Jesus said He came that we might have
life, and have it more abundantly. Abundance is an exclamation point!
It doesn’t mean we get everything we want, or that we’re sheltered from
the rough passages of life, but that He allows us to experience the
fullness of life, both the good and the bad. That makes life
interesting and exciting!
3) Christina Cogitates
I
can't do it all. Big surprise, duh. I'm so glad we scheduled our
newsletter to be infrequent so it's one thing we're never behind on.
Exciting things are happening in my writing life (see On the Book Front
for details), which means my "normal" life is busier than ever. I
want to have the spotless house and the home-cooked meals that give me
such joy. I want to be at every baseball or tap practice with my kids.
I want to always have the time and kind words my husband deserves. I
want a clean office. I want to finish our home remodel. I want to be a
daily blogger. I want to be a serious writer, spending hours a day on a
manuscript. I want to be a good AWANA
leader who calls her group through out the week and never forgets a
birthday. I want to be a prompt scheduler of agents and editors for the
2008 OCW Summer
Conference, to make the conference team proud. I want to be a master
marketer to please my agent and future publisher. I want to read my
Bible through in a year. Most of all, I want to live my life as to
please the Lord. But
it can't all be done in a twenty-four-hour day. So I pick the most
important things and do them first and let the rest be blown away in
the hurricane of my life. Whoosh! Now isn't that better? 4) On the Book Front
On the Threshold wins the prize for longest rejection letter lapse! We'd like to thank the internet age for making this all possible.
Through
no fault of our own, a rejection hovered in digital limbo for three
months. When we finally saw it, it was a hard one to read because it
originated from one of our favorite publishers. Even harder to get over
was that the wonderful editor had given very specific advice and
reasons for the rejection and we missed the opportunity to act on it
for those three months. Ah, email; can't live with it, can't live
without it. However,
we trust in God's timing and were able to apply the advice to our entry
into a nationwide writing competition and to the full manuscript
ANOTHER house asked to see. Also, the positive comments which
accompanied the rejection gave us a confidence boost. If nothing else,
we are persistent. Funny
thing, though. In the time between the editor sending the email and us
receiving it, we sent chocolate and a silly letter stating when the
best times for us to accept a publishing contract were. We pretty much
stalked the poor man when he knew he'd been perfectly clear in his
declination. No worries, though. We'll apologize as soon as the
restraining order expires. Christina's solo project Undiscovered underwent a 376-page line edit from freelance editor, Donna Fleisher. If you're in the market for a worth-more-than-she-charges editor,
please, please check Donna out. As soon as the manscript reached it's
potential, off it went to TWO houses who were waiting for the full book. Exciting times, indeed!
5) Fun with Sherrie and Christina
Do
you ever regret having an active imagination? Why is that most humor
comes from bizarre and offensive thoughts? Like a card for an
Alzeheimer's patient. The front says, "I'm sorry you have
Alzeheimer's." Inside, it reads, "I'm sorry you have Alzeheimer's." Or
have you ever wondered how many owners of hybrid cars have ever tried
to off themselves in a closed garage with the vehical running. Hours
later, they're still breathing just fine. Make us feel normal. Send us your funniest, most bizarre thought and we'll publish the winner in our next newsletter. 6) More About Us
Do
you ever find yourself surfing the internet aimlessly? Then jump over
to our blogs and spend a few minutes with us. You can find our online
thoughts at The Mother Blog and Posting with Purpose.
Sherrie's been talking about being housebroken, a handsome soldier graduating from boot camp, and sticking it to her. If you haven't yet read it, please peruse this very moving tribute to her mother-in-law, an account of Majory Peterson's death. Christina's chatted about breaking it down, coupons, not running, and fun videos.
7) Take Action
Remember our goal of getting 1,000 subscribers? Once we reach it, we'll be drawing for the grand prize giveaway.
The
fastest way to get there is for you to forward this to all your friends
and family, asking them to subscribe to the newsletter, because we
don't have a lot of friends. We live in a town of 625 people. But YOU
have lots of friends. Everybody likes YOU a lot. So share the love and
send them to www.ashberrylane.net/subscribe.aspx Could each of you get ONE other person to sign up so we can hold the drawing and be done already? Great!
8) Get Me Outta Here
If
you don't want to be bothered with any other works of genius from
Ashberry Lane, please click the "Unsubscribe" link at the bottom of
this email and, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, we will
remove your name. Wait, that's what we did before we found the great
service of Your Mailing List Provider . Now they do it immediately and then we gnash our teeth.
Newsletter sent on July 21, 2007 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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July 2007
Welcome
to our third newsletter! Come away with us to a magical land, a place
where we are not starving authors, nor poor and unpublished. We'd like
you stop by the real Ashberry Lane anytime you have a hankering to pull
some weeds or mow the 15 acres of wild meadow, but until then, enjoy
this virtual Ashberry Lane.
Old Motto: Making our dreams come true, one subscriber at a time.
New & Improved Motto: Infrequent and humorous, but hopefully never infrequently humorous.
1) Membership Update
Ashberry Lane has gone global! Our subscribers include people from Canada, Australia, Ireland, and even China.
We're
going to tell you how many subscribers we currently have, so hold on to
your socks, baby! CCXLV. Wow, doesn't that look like a lot of people.
We love Roman numerals! The first person who emails us back with the
English translation wins ANOTHER ENTRY in our fabulous contest.
Ten
months of hard labor, starting with invitations to over 400 people, and
we're almost 1/4 of the way to our goal. Those initial 400 know us and
love us, yet the minority signed up. Most of you don't know us and are
learning to love us, snotty noses and all. This begs the question: how
do self-published authors sell books? We can't even give our newsletter
away for free!
At this pace, we'll be drawing a winner in
January of 2010. Put it on your calendars--save the date. But do you
really want to hear us beg for the next three years? Don't get us
wrong: three is a wonderful number. The Trinity. The Musketeers. The
Stooges.
Three also will put you out of your misery. If each of
you can get three friends to sign up, we'll have the drawing next
month. But maybe you don't like this newsletter. Maybe you're just in
it for the prize. Well then, forward this to your enemies and get three
of them to sign up!
BREAKING NEWS: One of the new subscribers
who signed up during the writing of this newsletter said, "I will be
slightly offended if the newsletter goes from infrequent and humorous
to chronic and boring." Visit this gem of a guy at Chad Boswell.
His website is under construction, but you can find his email address
here. Surely his great sense of humor would enjoy all those FUNNY email
forwards!
2) Sherrie's Shakedown
There's
been a shift in my thinking over the past two months. I'm not feeling
the necessity to force things along in order to make them happen. For
the past several years I've said that writing is a wonderful tool for
spiritual growth in my life, as I've had to give up my natural tendency
to control and manipulate to make things work out the way I think they
should. I can write a novel, go to conferences and learn more about the
craft, come home and rewrite the novel, and attempt to find an editor
who's interested. But no matter how hard I try, only God can make the
publication of the book come about. It's out of my hand and in His.
Which
is where all of my life should be. On some new level, I'm now able to
release many areas in a deeper way. My ninety-year old mother-in-law,
whom I love very much, has been near death several times since May. The
new church plant my husband I were working with is no longer part of
our ministry. And my writing? I've felt like I could walk away from it,
with no regret, if that's what the Lord wants me to do. At the same
time, I'm continuing to persevere by attending conferences and building
relationships. There's a sense of freedom and peace that comes with
this relinquishment.
Dearly loved, loosely held. My new personal motto.
3) Christina Cogitates
Did
you know that birthing a book takes way longer than an elephant's
gestation? I've written the blurb, the synopsis, and all other needed
documents for Undiscovered. In the very near future, our agent will
send out the one-page inquiry she's formulated.
These last few
months haven't been wasted, however. I've gotten several critiques by
professional writers and ended up with quite a few wonderful
endorsements. Without further ado:
Undiscovered crackles
with energy and intrigue. The characters gripped me; the situation
haunted me. I didn’t want to put it down. Christina Berry should soon
take her place on readers’ bookshelves as a favorite author. ~Jill Elizabeth Nelson, Author of the To Catch a Thief series of romantic suspense (Multnomah)
Christina
Berry writes with language that stimulates the senses while challenging
our thoughts. She ties mystery with inspiration giving us good stories
well told. That's just one of many reasons to look forward to more
novels by this fine new writer. ~ Jane Kirkpatrick,
Award-winning author of bestsellers All Together in One Place, A
Clearing in the Wild and BookSense 76 Bestseller, A Name of Her Own
(all by WaterBrook Press/Random House).
Christina Berry is a
fresh face in the world of Christian fiction. Her stories are
wonderfully told, rich in detail, exact in dialogue, and exciting from
the moment you begin reading! ~Eva Marie Everson, Award-winning author of The Potluck Club series (Revell)
When
I first met Christina Berry, I could tell right away she had what it
takes to make it in this industry. I saw a vivacious personality,
kindness in her eyes, and a tenacity to learn her craft and improve her
writing. I’ve often heard at conferences that editors long to develop
cordial and long-term relationships with their authors. The editor who
takes a chance on Christina will not be disappointed. And as readers
discover her writing and realize how friendly and approachable she is,
they won’t be disappointed either. ~Donna Fleisher, Author of the Homeland Heroes series (Zondervan)
Could
I have asked for anything better? A special thanks to these fine
authors who gave of their time and talent. It's becoming a rarity
nowadays for unpublished authors to get endorsements before a contract
is signed and galleys are ready, which makes their encouraging words
all the more valuable. Stop by their websites and order their books!
Hand-in-hand
with writing a solo book is solo marketing. I must become more than 1/2
of Ashberry Lane. I'm thinking of tagging myself the Un-Author: the
unpublished author of Undiscovered.
4) On the Book Front
No
news is good news...or, as we like to say it, "No rejections means
we're accepted!" Welcome to our delusional world. It's also biblical.
Mark 9:40: "Whoever is not against us is for us." Maybe that should be
our even newer and more improved motto.
No, really, we're very
excited. Our agents went to ICRS--the biggest booksellers convention in
the country. Our names were spoken there for the first time. Because of
a conversation that occurred, we know On the Threshold is being
considered this very week at one of our favorite houses.
5) Fun with Sherrie and Christina
Here's your opportunity to get a authentic dose of Ashberry Lane. Come see us in the real world!
We'll be at the Oregon Christian Writers Summer Conference from July 30-Aug 2nd. This is our fourth year of attending, but this year we're involved on the inside.
Reenacted Conversation:
On Camera OCW Contact: Would you two ladies be willing to do hospitality for the summer conference in exchange for waived conference fees? Us: Sure! We'd be honored.
Internal Dialogue "Selves,
we're getting off easy here. Is it ethical to accept such a great
reward for such an easy job? Are we morally obligated to tell them?"
We
should have slapped ourselves. Or, at the least, each other. Our
responsibilities include gift bags for the 45 editors & agents,
transportation arrangements for faculty, the Tabernacle sound system,
table centerpieces, decorations, and snacks--all while staying within a
budget. It has taken hours and hours of work, dozens and dozens of
phone calls, and a draining struggle to be creative with materials
rather than manipulating words. We're delighted to do our best for OCW,
but it's been nowhere near easy.
We'll also be kickin' it at the American Christian Fiction Writers conference
September 20-23 in Dallas, Texas! Remember the Alamo? We're just going
to try to remember the names of all the new friends we've met on the
ACFW email loop so we can stalk them in person. It's not too late to
sign up, so if you're looking to move forward with your writing career
and haven't yet attended a conference, we urge you to give this a
gander. It's so exciting to think of being surrounded by all FICTION
writers: people who hear voices, make up imaginary friends, and drool
at the mention of a library. The Dallas police will be on alert with
all those crazies converging in one spot.
Though it's too
late--unless you have a time machine--to hang with us at the Seattle
Pacific University conference last May, we had a great time listening
to Allison Bottke's keynote
and attending a plethora of writing classes. We'll be posting pictures
of that confernence on our website soon. Oh, if you do have the ability
to break through the space-time continuum, can you go to the future and
see when we get published? Thanks.
6) More About Us
We invite you to stop by our blogs/online dairies: The Mother Blog and Posting with Purpose.
Sherrie's recent posts cover thoughts by Anonymous and forget me nots. Christina chats about the new critique she received from Tina Helmuth and the writer as an athlete. A post about Christina's award-winning writing is forthcoming.
7) Take Action
Remember our goal of getting 1,000 subscribers? Once we reach it, we'll be drawing for the grand prize giveaway.
The
fastest way to get there is for you to forward this to all your friends
and family, asking them to subscribe to the newsletter, because we
don't have a lot of friends. We live in a town of 625 people. But YOU
have lots of friends. Everybody likes YOU a lot. So share the love and
send them to subscribe.
8) Get Me Outta Here
If
you don't want to be bothered with any other works of genius from
Ashberry Lane, please reply to this message with "Unsubscribe" as the
title and, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, we will remove
your name. Promise!
Newsletter sent on March 23, 2007. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Welcome
to our second newsletter! Come away with us to a magical land, a place
where we are not starving authors, nor poor and unpublished. We'd like
you stop by the real Ashberry Lane anytime you have a real hankering to
wash windows or scrub toilets, but until then, enjoy this virtual Ashberry Lane.
Motto: Making our dreams come true, one subscriber at a time.
1) Membership Update
Many
new subscribers have joined us since the last issue. One such
subscriber was Dana McCall, who was very excited about the prospect of
winning free books for life. We informed her of our secret dark hope:
that an elderly person will win and enable us to get off easy since
he/she might even croak before we get published. She happily replied
that she had just finished celebrating her 100th birthday. Stop by her blog and ask her to share the secret to aging so well.
If you found the above paragraph offensive, we're sorry. We write only to amuse ourselves.
Keep referring your friends and family to Ashberry Lane! We need ten more subscribers to meet March's monthly goal.
2) Sherrie's Shakedown
In this issue, I’ve decided to just share a bit of what’s going on in my personal life. Don’t worry—I won’t get too personal!
If
you’ve been reading my blog, you know that my husband and I are
involved in a new church plant in the small town of Dayton, Oregon. Master’s Hands is
a Baptist-based church that wants to reach out to the community and
meet the needs of people who may not usually attend a church. We are
hoping to have a ministry to those with addiction problems,
homosexuals, single-parent families, and just your “average” person.
We’ve been doing practice services for the past month, but our first
official meeting will be on Sunday evening, April 1. (And no, I’m not
kidding!)
John and I had been in full-time ministry for years,
until the late 90’s. I was struck with a debilitating depression and
burnout in both church work and my job as a nurse. I went through
months of questioning the reality of my faith and knew I would never be
interested in being a pastor’s wife again. With the aid of a Christian
counselor and hours of solitude, I was able to rebuild my faith and
work through the reasons for my depression. (This experience was useful
when Christina and I wrote On The Threshold, as one of the characters
deals with depression.)
Now, nine years later, I am excited to
be part of a new ministry. God has healed my heart and spirit and I’m
free to be used by Him. It’s with joy that I look forward to the
unknown future, trusting that the Lord will continue to guide each
facet of it, both in my writing and my role as a pastor’s wife.
3) Christina Cogitates I
actually made the February 28th deadline on finishing the first draft
of my solo novel, Undiscovered. Responses to the first few chapters
from my family and critique group have been fantastic. This is what my
agent had to say after reading chapters 1-3:
Okay, so not fair! Where's the rest???!!!! Wow. Great job. I'm totally enthralled - hooked. So, when do I get to see more? This is very good, Christina. I'm excited to get all our pieces together so we can send it out. Tell me again...how far along is the ms? Way to go! Sarah
Pray
that I will focus on the tasks at hand (writing the synopsis, back
cover copy, and bio) while still putting the Lord and my family at the
top of my priorities. (Happy 11th Anniversary, Kev! I love you!)
4) On the Book Front
Still
nothing concrete. Or carved in wood. Or scribbled on a notepad. Or
blowing in the wind. Our agent has had more time lately to focus on
getting our proposal for On the Threshold in front of more people.
Currently, our project is at five Christian publishers. Where it's at
in those houses, we're not sure. It could be at the top of their pile,
or buried in the bottom, or shredded and stuffed into pillowcases for
those office snoozes. But until we receive a rejection, we continue to
believe we're under consideration.
Speaking of rejections, we
received the nicest rejection letter early this month. Usually, these
dreaded monsters are short and generic. Over the last year, we noticed
a definite improvement in the quality of our rejection letters. We
celebrate the progress! The latest one was a full page of small print.
Not only did it bear an original signature, but the editor had
addressed the envelope himself, too. Yes, we authors are so desperate
as to notice such details.
Here's a few snippets of the
letter, which was penned well. (Hint: if you're familiar with the CBA
market, we just told you who rejected us.)
I apologize for the delay in responding. With literally hundreds of manuscripts and inquiries coming my way--plus trying to get the normal day's publishing work done--I confess I fall behind.
Thank you for providing me with a proposal for On the Threshold. I read through the materials and was impressed with your writing style and the focus of your book.
We reviewed your proposal and the decision was to pass on it...it's just not what *** is looking for at this time. I know it's not what you or I was hoping for. I hate to bring these bad tidings to you because I know the tremendous amount of time, effort, and sweat, and tears that you have put into producing this material.
Christina/Sherrie, by saying it doesn't work for *** has nothing to do with the quality of your proposed book--it has to do with the current marketing and publishing focus of ***. It is never easy to say no to an author who sincerely desires to share their thoughts of God's leading in their life. Because I receive about 2500 inquiries and proposals every year--and we only publish about 25-30 books a year--I have to say "no," way, way too many times and I feel badly. It is certainly the toughest part of my job. It is my desire that you glean from this response the confidence worthy of your proposed manuscript.
Don't give up on your aspirations for publication. May all your writing be blessed of the Lord.
5) Fun with Sherrie and Christina
Introducing the interactive part of the newsletter...
How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Write
back to us with your best punch line. We'll choose our favorite answer
and publish it along with your name and blog/website--if you have
one--in the next issue of our newsletter.
6) More About Us
We invite you to stop by our blogs/online dairies: www.sherrieashcraft.blogspot.com and www.authorchristinaberry.blogspot.com
Sherrie's recent posts cover cheap plastic surgery, ditzy blondes, and the cold North. Christina chats about the bucket brigade, a 30-day challenge for wives, and getting your mental game going.
7) Take Action
Remember our goal of getting 1,000 subscribers? Once we reach it, we'll be drawing for the grand prize giveaway.
The
fastest way to get there is for you to forward this to all your friends
and family, asking them to subscribe to the newsletter, because we
don't have a lot of friends. We live in a town of 625 people. But YOU
have lots of friends. Everybody likes YOU a lot. So share the love and
send them to www.ashberrylane.net/subscribe.aspx
8) Get Me Outta Here
If
you don't want to be bothered with any other works of genius from
Ashberry Lane, please reply to this message with "Unsubscribe" as the
title and, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, we will remove
your name. Promise!
Newsletter sent on January 11, 2007 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ashberry Lane Newsletter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome
to our inaugural newsletter! Come away with us to a magical land,
a place where we are not starving authors, nor poor and
unpublished. We'd like you stop by the real Ashberry Lane anytime you
have a real hankering to wash windows or scrub toilets, but until then,
enjoy this virtual Ashberry Lane. Motto: Making our dreams come true, one subscriber at a time. 1) Membership Update November 9, 2006: A great day in history. Yes, that was the official launch date of our website. Since
that day, we've had thousands of page hits--even on Christmas Eve and
Christmas Day. Not too bad for no-name rookies like us. Though we may
be no-namers, we are ambitious so we set a goal of having 1,000
subscribers before our book gets published. An open-ended goal, as we
don't have a publishing contract yet. Baby steps, though. We
wanted 100 subscribers by the end of the year. Friends stepped up and
made it a reality. We squeaked into the New Year with 105! We've
decided to take it by 50-people increments now, so we'd like 150 by the
end of January. Who's our best friend? Should we let the numbers speak
for themselves? Brooke Halgren of Salem, OR has credit for referring 10 people! Of
course, it might mean nothing about her friendship. Maybe she just
really wants a MP3 player. Which is a terrific reason to forward this
email to all your friends and family! You will get a referral credit if
they sign up for the newsletter and yet another person will become part
of helping our dream come true. Seriously, having an interested
base of people waiting for our book to come out is a huge selling point
to a publisher. We thank you...and our agent thanks you, also! 2)Christina Cogitates Many
of you have voiced a desire to be a writer. Take two Tylenol and see if
the feeling passes. If it remains, there is but one thing left to do:
WRITE. Lauraine Snelling spoke at the very first OCW conference
we attended. I still remember her speech. Take this line: I am a
writer. Now, say it out loud with an emphasis on the first word. Now,
again with the second. The third. Fourth. See how its meaning changes?
The first step to being a writer is acknowledging your desire. Actually
tell yourself, "Self, I am a writer." But what makes a writer
different from, say, a shoe shiner? Well, a shoe shiner shines shoes. A
writer writes. Are you saying you want to be a writer, yet never
putting anything on paper or into the computer? You don't have to write
a novel, or a story, or even a devotion. Take this beginning time to
capture a feeling. A great author I know once wrote a short snippet of
fiction conversation right after an argument with her husband. She
hasn't used it in a book yet, but she will. And the sentiment will ring
true because she caught the emotion when it was fresh. Jot down
memories, insights, jokes, etc... Get your body and soul used to the
mechanics of writing, even if you don't have your story yet. Karen Ball
posted a great blog on Charis Connection today about finding the story you are meant to write. Next,
you start telling your family and friends. Don't be surprised if they
give you strange, confused looks. Authors are majestic entities to be
kept up on pedestals. They are creatures who live in a world different
from reality. They are not our sisters or best friends or enemies. Hah!
It takes time to dispel these myths, to humanize the followers of
the literary muse. (Authors will all tell you that there is no muse.
Writing is made of determination, commitment, and time.) Okay.
Are you ready for the next step? Tell a stranger. Mention it to
the librarian. "See these books I'm checking out? Not only am I a
reader, I'm also a writer." Tell the gas attendant as he hands your
receipt to you. "Boy, it's sure hard to pay for gas as a writer." Let
the postman in on your career choice. "Just a warning: you're going to
be bringing me a lot of rejection slips now because I'm a writer." You
will feel silly. You will question whether anyone actually cares if
you're a writer or not. The point of this is not to enlighten the
world. The point is to desensitize yourself from the embarrassment of
revealing your heart's deepest, secret desire. Soon, you and the dream
of being a writer will become one! 3)Sherrie's Shakedown Connection with the past. That's been a fun part of putting our subscription list together. Nancy
was one of our first subscribers. She was also my 7th grade teacher
over 40 years ago. Last month she was the realtor who helped my parents
find a house in Oregon when they moved from California. Connection. Kay
and Barbara signed up. Our history goes back 34 years to when the three
of us, plus our husbands, were in a singing group together. (Boy, did
we ever look groovy in the 70's!) Old photos show times together that
have generated memories that will last a lifetime. One of my favorites
is when we three women were all pregnant at the same time. We had a
singing "uniform" that was a long green dress with an empire waistline.
With our bulging bellies, my mother called us The Singing Watermelons.
We three couples haven't been together in years, but I know when
we next see each other the conversation will flow without effort.
Connection. That's what we want with all of you--connection.
Mr. Webster defines that word as "an association or relationship."
Sounds good, doesn't it? (I just noticed that his last definition is "a
purchase of illegal drugs", but we won't go there!!) Some of you have
never met us. That's a good reason to check out our website (www.ashberrylane.net)
or our blogs. You'll be able to get a sense of who we are. Drop us a
note or ask a question. We'll get back to you within a few days. We
want to build a relationship with you, whether you know us personally
or not. 4) Our Apologies We've heard
unsettling tales of people trying to subscribe through our website and
never hearing back from us. But, wait. It gets worse. Then these poor
souls are contacted by one of us saying, "Hey, you! You better sign up
for our newsletter. Or else...we know a guy who knows a guy." "Stop!" they cry. "We've signed up five times now!" We
do apologize. Please whip us with limp linguine. Our website has a
problem. We're staging an intervention. We have a plan for a new and
better system. Question: Why do we want you to sign up? and
why can't we just send you the newsletter? That, my friends, would make
us a spammer. Or...um, spammers. The fine for doing such a thing
($11,000 an incident, is our understanding) is far greater than the
miniscule amount we hope to make as authors. 4) On the Book Front No
news about our firstborn novel, On the Threshold, yet. No news can be
good news, right? The proposal is currently being passed around six
publishing houses. We'll let you know as soon as we hear good news. If
we hear bad news, we'll put it in a block of cement and throw it in a
nearby lake. We'll be starting the next book in the series in April. During
the interim, Christina is writing a novel on her own. With a working
title of Undiscovered, its boasts 180 pages so far. She's due to finish
in late February. But since ol' Feb.is the shortest month of the year,
she might steal a little from March. 5) More About Us If
you just can't get enough of us, please stop by our blogs. And leave
comments. Otherwise it doesn't look like we have any friends at all.
You can post as "anonymous" and still sign your name on the comment. Here's what we suggest. Bookmark our home page www.ashberrylane.net and access our blogs through our personal pages. Or you can go straight to them using these links: The Mother Blog - Sherrie's Posting with Purpose - Christina's 6) Take Action Forward
this to your entire address book with a little note asking your
contacts to join the Ashberry Lane Newsletter. Or are you ashamed of
us? If you forward this, within 4 minutes and 9.5 seconds, you will
blink and Bill Gates might send you a gift card. 7) Get Me Outta Here If
you don't want to be bothered with any other works of genius from
Ashberry Lane, please reply to this message with "Unsubscribe" as the
title and, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, we will remove
your name. Promise!
This is the first invitation letter we sent out to announce the launching of the website and the contest on November 9, 2006. Dear Everyone, Who
are we? Well, some of you would recognize our names right away as a
relative (by blood or marriage), a friend, a fellow writer or church
member. Some of you might have met us lately and need to look at a
picture to put a face to the names. Others of you might have to look
back a few years into those distant memories to recall exactly who we
are. You might have sold us our first house, or stitched Christina's
head up after a nasty fall in Nigeria, or were Sherrie's 7th grade
teacher back in ??. The fact is, at some point, our lives have
intersected. Why are we writing to you? We've been hard at
work ("The dream comes through much effort..." Ecclesiastes
5:3) putting together a website to be a point of contact as our writing
career gets closer to the professional level. We have always wished
to be along for the ride with an author as he/she transitioned from
unpublished to prolifically published. We wondered how he/she got
there. How many rejections did he/she receive? We're looking for
someone to share our journey with--or "with whom to share our journey,"
for all you English majors.
Married, white females, blue-eyed , Avg. ht. 5'9", Avg. wt. 140#, Avg. age 41. Seeking loyal readers-in-waiting who take books for long walks on the beach and would rather finish a gripping novel than stare at the sunset. What can you do? Please, please, PLEASE go to www.ashberrylane.net
and sign up for our newsletter. We're giving away a great prize to the
winner of our newsletter contest and your chances are much better than
playing the lottery! (Also, stop by Christina's page to connect to her
blog. If you've ever given a compliment about her daughter's long,
curly hair, have we got a make-over for you!) Now that the elections
are over, it's time for you to win something. So forward this
invitation to all your friends and get them to sign up for the
newsletter, too. This will double or triple or... your odds. If the
majority of you can entice only 2.3 more friends, we'll be drawing for
the prize next week!
A special shout-out to Mr. Ernie Wenk for being the first to sign up...even before the website was announced to the public! Thanks for visiting Ashberry Lane! Sherrie & Christina Mother/Daughter Writing Team
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